Don't get priced out of
pizza. Lock in today!

WHAT IS FIXED-RATE PIZZA?

Inflation is on the rise. Gas prices keep getting higher.
Rent costs and mortgage rates are off the charts.

Fixed-Rate Pizza offers stability and peace of mind,
knowing your pizza price won’t increase along with inflation.

No matter how bad
inflation gets, your

pizza price stays the same.

What rate are you offering?

With this incredible rate, you’ll be paying today’s XL 4-topping pizza price of $16.99 for 1 year – July 18, 2022 through July 18, 2023 – even if pizza prices rise. Lock in today and avoid potentially paying more tomorrow!

*Tax & delivery extra. Additional charge for premium toppings.

How do I apply?

Get pre-approved today by filling out
the following questionnaire:

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